From Showing a New Style, Department Stores Surge:

Kenneth McCoy, 27, is the kind of customer the specialty clothing store industry has relied upon for years — too stylish for the dowdy department store, too busy to wade through its unwieldy aisles. But to find the Prada Teflon pants and Rock & Republic jeans he covets, Mr. McCoy shops at Bloomingdale’s and Saks, not J. Crew and Abercrombie & Fitch. “I might go to those stores for underwear,” he said as he walked around Macy’s Herald Square store with a friend.

Nice dig, jersey queen, but we know that you’re returning those teflon pants after your night at the Roxy (nothing sticks to ’em!). And like your Macy’s staple isn’t 2(x)ist briefs.

Maybe religions got it right after all.