In the ongoing study of how you can’t convert dollars to weblogs, which is also a study in boring everyone to tears with discussion of imaginary security problems in MacBooks, we again present George Ou’s words:

David Burke who is a very sharp reader decided to chime in on Apple’s seemingly firm denial that SecureWorks supplied nothing of significance to Apple for the Apple Wi-Fi security patch. This isn’t the first time Mr. Burke has weighed in here on Real World IT, he took John Gruber’s logic apart last time based on what little evidence Gruber supplied. This time, he takes Apple’s Lynn Fox to task for her reply.

Ou’s imaginary correspondent suits an imaginary security problem perhaps, but it’s also the least inspired schtick in the history of writing.

Please, please, fire this man before he “blogs” again.