Hollywood Montrose takes your rez
Plug in your headphones—this audio is not safe for enlightened offices. Your co-workers will suspect you of a secret allegiance to the American Family Association, or just general cluelessness, if they overhear it.
What’s up Hottie (mp3)
“Slip on your Manolos, ’cause we are gonna dance, dance, dance!” [rising to what I think is called a fever pitch]
I wish I could say it ended there, but this insane RSVP recording is part of U.S. product launch with so many gay jokes I’d be offended if I didn’t feel sorry for them.
Memo to Sunsilk: If your P.R. firm suggests a gay ad campaign that would have been offensive twenty years ago (and is now just embarrassing), fire them. If they further spice it up with references to a certain T.V. series now in syndication on TBS, drive a talon through the flack’s heart. (This is the only way to be sure it’s dead.)
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