In praising elitism, we mentioned that Gawker’s commenter executions and usually closed registration help keep their posts’ comment streams readable. The flipside is that you miss the charming flyover point of view.

Just kidding, no you don’t! They save the best of those comments to release in a mind-numbing blast that helps you remember that 100 is the average I.Q. Prepare to cackle:

IT IS UNBELIEVABLE HOW MANY LIBERALS POST NOTHING BUT UNEDUCATED SHIT ON THIS BLOG. WHILE ELISABETH MAY NOT BE WELL SPOKEN WHILE ENRAGED WITH MORALITY AND DECENCY. I CAN ONLY WONDER HOW MANY ABORTIONS ALL THE BLOGGERS ON THIS SITE HAVE HAD. AND HOW MANY HAVE HAD MULTIPLE ABORTIONS. I AM CLASSIFYING AN ABORTION BY TAKING THE MORNING AFTER PILL. THIS IS A DANGEROUS DRUG WHICH WAS USED TO TREAT AND KILL CANCER, SO WE SHOULD LET A 12 YEAR OLD PUT THIS LETHAL SHIT IN HER BODY. SHE COULD GIVE IT UP TO MADONNA AND RETURN MADONNAS NEW ONE BACK TO THE FATHER WHERE THE CHILD BELONGS. MADONNA COULD DONATE ENOUGH MONEY TO FEED AND TAKE CARE OF THAT VILLAGE FOR 100 YEARS. YET SHE TAKES A HELPLESS MANS CHILD. SHE IS TRASH SO IS THE ALL LIBERAL VIEW - ELISABETH. YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTIONS THEN WE WOULDN’T HAVE TO READ AND HEAR YOUR BULLSHIT.

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GEORGE IS MY PRESIDENT [No kidding! —doc]
MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN.

I’M SURE YOU WON’T ALLOW MY COMMENTS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL HUGE MARXISTS LIBERALS THAT WILL GET US ALL ATTACKED ON OUR SOIL. YOU ONLY HAVE 2 YEARS , YOUR PARTY WILL SCREW IT UP.

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