Carting Caitlin: “One problem with a lot of the green movement is that there’s no sense of perspective, no understanding that all the basement hydroponics in the world won’t help us if we’re still driving Caitlin five miles each way to soccer practice. You also get a lot of arrogant ‘experts’ who get bona fide green credentials for stopping an open-pit coal mine and think that that entitles them to declare that the only transportation fix we need is fuel cells.”